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Article from Brit mag Big One International

When I think of Linsey Dawn McKenzie (which being a randy old git is often, I must admit!), it brings to mind the old Carry-On gag about the doctor who is given the lob of examining a very busty young schoolgirl. He asks her to take her blouse off and, holding his stethoscope against her chest, he instructs, "Big breaths!" To which she giggles and replies, "I know - and I'm only thickthteen!" Linsey's breasts are not just big. To put it mildly, they're bloody enormous! And these wondrous wobblers didn't come out of a Silicon Valley catologue. They're completely natural. Home grown, so to speak. Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?

"I was an early developer;" she explains tartly. "My tits started coming up when I was 12 or 13, and all the boys started chasing me around. I used to like playing football or net-ball, but I had to give up because the teachers got fed up with the lads crowding round to watch the matches..."

We can safely assume the teachers were female, then. Linsey may never model for Playboy because her looks are all about grab-you-by-the goolies sex appeal rather than plastic surgery-enhanced perfection. Linsey is a real person, not a plastic fantasy lady. In conversation she is refreshingly open, just a typical London girl who left school early with an all-consuming desire to succeed in the modelling business. And her qualifications were impeccable!

TITANIC THREEPENNY BITS

Linsey's rise to modelling superstardom was meteoric. She's just 18 years old now, and has never been out of the limelight since she first unveiled those titanic

threepenny bits on her sixteenth birthday. "I always wanted to be a model," explains Linsey, "any sort of model really. I didn't plan on doing nude work, but once I grew these big boobs then I thought, well, I've got the assets so I might as well use them."

She admits to owing the biggest debt of gratitude to top glamour snapper Jon Graham, the South African-born guru behind that haven for bra-busting babes, theDouble D video label."Jon is like a father to me," says Linsey.

She goes on to describe how, when she first went along to see Jon at the age of 15, he took one look at her amazing 34GG-23-31 measurements and immediately put her under contract.

"He started off with bikini shots," she explains, "because I was too young to do anything more explicit. Then he contacted a porno newspaper and they got all excited about me as well. It was really good, because they made a big thing of me stripping off for my 16th birthday. They had a countdown in the paper; sort of like, 'Six weeks to go and this bra will be off!' Good, really."

WILD CHILD

Linsey was born in Wembley and still lives around the same area. "I was always an outgoing type, a bit of a wild child, really." Clearly this was a girl who enjoyed a bit of exhibitionism, and still does. "I love it when people recognise me in the street now," she giggles. "They shout, 'Get yer tits out! 'Some of them come after me to autograph their chests or their shirts..."

Not only do her family approve, they also support her one hundred percent. Sister Alison does a bit of nude modelling herself, and Linsey's mum runs her fan club and mail out knickers, bras and porn mags etc to adoring fans. She is proud of the fact that she was the first UK glamour girl to start up her own fan club.

"Its really successful," she gushes. "I storted it two years ago and I now have over a thousand members. I have headed note paper with my picture on, and everything... lt's £15 to join for a year. They get a quarterly newsletter; signed pictures, letters and special videos as well. They also get merchandise, bum bags and knickers and bras and all sorts. They can ask for whatever they like. You can say that all the juicy info comes straight to them first!"

Okay Linsey, where do I subscribe?

"Write to Box 300, 10 Suffolk House, George Street Croydon CR0 1PE."

Linsey sensibly realises that her modelling days won't last forever; and she's making hay while the sun shines.

"People who aren't in this business think it's easy. But it's very hard work" she explains. "when I started, I was so busy that six months went by without me getting a day off. I've been saving for my house and I've just bought a new car. I'm saving for a £200,000 mortgage. My house is full of things I've bought since I've been modelling. And I started with nothing. It's beautiful."

Apart from having flashed those bounteous boobs between the covers of just about every mens mag on the market, Linsey has also done a fair bit of video work.
"I'm doing one at the moment which is set in the 1 20s and it has me running around in fast motion in a 1920s dress, sort of stripping as I go, and then I've got a hat over my fanny and I pull it away, and you don't see nothing because it cuts out, and says, 'Insert another coin,' like one of those old What The Butler Saw machines! I also enjoyed the films I did for Liquid Gold, where they always call me Schoolgirl Stripper or something like that. I'll probably still be called a schoolgirl stripper when I'm in my twenties!"

KISS AND TELL

It's plain from meeting Linsey that she's wise beyond her years and can look after herself a lot better than most men.

"I don't let anyone take the piss," she says succinctly. "I've had some unpleasant experiences. But not really to do with modelling. There was one time when I got ripped off by The News Of The World. It was a kiss and tell story I was trying to sell them about my relationship with Dean Gaffney, who plays Robbie in Eastenders. "They offered me a lot of money for the story and kept me in hiding so no other newspaper could contact me. And then, because The People used a bit as well, which I didn't tell them about, that was it, I lost all the money because it was supposed to be an exclusive." Recently she hit the headlines again with a much-published fling with footballer Dean Holdsworth. "I don't want to talk about that," she says firmly. "I thought he was a nice bloke, and I wasn't very happy with the way he rubbished me in the papers. The press made me out to be a marriage wrecker, and I'm not. The only thing I would like to say is that it takes two to tango, if you know what I mean..."

Finally, I ask the question that all you lot want to have answered. Has Linsey ever done any hardcore filming, and if so, where can we get the evidence?
"I'm always being asked that," she responds, and the answer is no." Sorry guys.
But that doesn't mean she won't go all the way in the future. With a material girl like Linsey, it's all a matter of economics.
"At the moment I'm being hassled to do some stronger American shots," she explains. "But I have to say no for now because I've got to wait for the money to go up, haven't I? After all once you've done that you can't go back."

Well, she'll never be sixteen again. But I have the feeling she'll be around for quite a while.

If you're a titty-man, you've seen Linsey Dawn McKenzie. She debuted in the Dec.'96 SCORE, gracing the cover in a painted en tuxedo, has been on the past two Boob Cruises and is regarded as one of the most popular, naturally busty babes of the decade. In a nutshell, she's hot. Still, we have never presented a feature-length interview with Linsey for Score readers.

Now I know why.

This was the interview front hell. The time difference between Florida and London caused several problems, AT&T some others. Plus, Linsey is a busy girl. Between modelling, personal appearances and clubbing, she's always doing something. Consequently, this interview occurredl over the course of a week on three separate occasions, with Linsey on her cell phone walking and driving the streets of London until the interview ended abruptly with Linsey getting into, of all things, a fender bender.

I shit you not.

So, what's Linsey really like? Chatty? Definitely. Friendly? Very. Down-to-earth? Not very. But, when you’ve been a celebrity since you were 15 with guys fawning all over you is that possible? Still, Linsey's probably going to make some man very happy when she's all grown up.

SCORE: Well hot darnn, I finally get to talk to you!

LINSEY: I'm sorry. I've been so busy.

SCORE: There's one thing I've been wondering for the past two days - what's it like to wake up, look in the mirror and see those boobies?

LINSEY: (Giggling) It's wonderful! I love seeing them. They're my babies! That's what I call them. Sometimes I also call them my melons.

SCORE: I remember seeing pictures of you when you were 15, going on 16. At what age did you realise, "I'm not like the other girls."

LINSEY: Once I hit puberty, at about 13, they started to grow. And, when I was 14, they were enormous-at least a D-cup. When I was 15 everybody's eyes were popping out. At school during "sports day," I'd be the only girl with big knockers. I found it a bit embarrassing to run in front of the boys.

SCORE: How big are we talking?

LINSEY: At 15 I was a 34DD. Even bigger when I turned 16.

SCORE: They've grown some in the past three years.

LINSEY: They have. And, they're still growing now. The bra I'm wearing is a 34GG and it's getting too small.

SCORE: Where do you shop for bras?

LINSEY: My mum usually shops for all of my bras. This one, she ordered from a catalogue. She also gets them from some shops here in London like "Bust Stop." I don't have a particular favourite bra, though-with breasts this big, you sacrifice style for comfort.

SCORE: As your breasts were growing, could you feel the growth spurt?

LINSEY: Yes, I'd say so. Because you have to live with them everyday, you get used to the weight. When they get heavier, you feel that. Also, sometimes I can feel the blood rushing through them. That's when I know they're getting bigger. They also get more sensitive then, too. Plus, at certain times of the month they get very sensitive and even bigger than normal.

SCORE: What you'd call a natural growth hormone?

LINSEY: Very natural-for girls only.

SCORE: You're a celebrity in England, but in North America you're relatively unknown. So, tell us the Linsey Dawn McKenzie story...

LINSEY: I started when I was 15. My sister took some photographs of me topless and we sent them out to pho-tographers. The Sunday Sport saw them, and six weeks before my 16th birthday they started publishing clothed photos of me leading up to my birthday. When I was of legal age to pose topless, they printed my pictures. When I turned 18, I posed for SCORE so Americans could see me, and it's been non-stop ever since.

SCORE: With all of the fame and celebrity-and that's what you are in the U.K.-what kind of person are you?

LINSEY: I'm still the same person I was before I posed. It [fame] hasn't given me a big head or anything. What kind of person am I? I love my family very much. I love shopping-that's actually one of my favourite things to do.

SCORE: I always forget that you're still just a kid. What are you, 20 now?

LINSEY: Yes. .20 years old.

SCORE: And, you've been in the public eye since you were 15. Most kids are worrying about pimples, dating and trying to get Spice Girls tickets. Did you miss anything?

LINSEY: Not really. I've done everything that I've wanted to do. I had it lucky, really, because at the age of 16 I was travelling around, meeting people. I was able to buy my own car at 17, so I have done a lot of things people my age really never get a chance to do. I've been fortunate about that. I've experienced lots of good things in my life, even though I'm only 20.

SCORE: What was that scream?

LINSEY: I don't know. I'm on my way to work. I'm doing a personal appearance at Bond's Night-club. Are we done? I have to go now.

SCORE: Actually Linsey, we're just getting started. Why don't I call you tomorrow, same time, okay?

LINSEY: Okay then. I'll talk to you then. Bye-bye.

Two days later: " Your international call can not be completed at this time..."

The next day...

SCORE: Linsey… let's talk titties!

LINSEY: Love to, but can we do it another day. I'm on my way to go dancing. Tomorrow, okay?

SCORE: Tomorrow it is.

Two days later...

SCORE: Hallelujah! Linsey, I've gotten your answering service twice, the phone lines didn't connect other times. Let's do this, okay?

LINSEY: I know, I know. I've been so busy. But, I have time now.

SCORE: While I have you, I'm not going to muck around with any small talk, okay.. let's do some phrase association. I'll say a word, you tell me what you think..TITFUCKING?

LINSEY: Good activity! Great exercise! For me and him.

SCORE: Do you like it?

LINSEY: Of course, except sometimes a guy can get lost in my babies. But, I'm good at it. I'm good at everything, especially that. You have to rotate around and around him, you know. I like to do all the action!

SCORE: Since you're good at everything, how about.. .BLOWJOBS!

LINSEY: Hmmm…Deepthroat! That's what comes into my head when I hear that phrase! Down to my stomach!

SCORE: But, you've never done porn. Or, have you? There was one video...

LINSEY: That video wasn't porn. It was all simulated. My ex-boyfriend and I did a film, but we really didn't do anything. It was rubbish. Total crap. You don't see anything at all.

SCORE: So, when you came in that video you were just faking?

LINSEY: Yes. And laughing a lot. I'm no good at faking, I'm afraid, because I'm used to the real thing.

SCORE: What's a guy need to do to get the real thing?

LINSEY: You wouldn't. Not on the first night. Or even the first month. Probably longer than that, because I'm a good girl. I like to get to know a man. I think that makes sex better. I think the longer you wait, the more you've built yourself into a frenzy. When it finally happens, you explode. Plus, men respect you more when you make them wait.

SCORE: But, sometimes we're just horny. One beer is too long of a wait.

LINSEY: Sometimes I get horny, too. But, you don't have to have sex to sort that out. I'd bet you any money it would be much better if we waited before we had sex. That's when the stars start moving for you and the fireworks go off.

SCORE: Let's try another phrase... MASTURBATION!

LINSEY: A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, right? Do I play with myself a lot? Not more than any other girl... or boy. Could you hold on for one minute Did you just hit my car?"

SCORE: Somebody hit your car?

LINSEY: Yes, can you believe that? "No, you did hit my car. I felt it. And I saw you in the mirror!" I'm sorry, I have to go. Somebody has hit my car...